Me: (sitting, Indian style, on the floor) Maeve: (pushes me flat on my back, then flees the scene) Me: (just lays there) Maeve: (returns moments later and says, with theatrical surprise) Mom!! Who pushed you down?? Me: Uhh, you. Maeve: (flouncing off like Shirley Temple, looking over her shoulder at me) That's because I love you!